Dear George.
I hope you don't mind me calling you George, Mr Lucas sounds so formal, especially since I've lived with your magnus opus since I was at school. Yes, Star Wars changed my life, and is probably one of the reasons I have grown up with a love of science fiction.
I loved the original trilogy. So you can imagine my delight when I heard that episodes 1 - 3 were actually going to be made. I was like a little kid again, waiting impatiently for the movies, and when they came......oh dear. What can I say. Three little words that really spoiled these movies for me. Jar Jar Binks.
Yes, the floppy eared, obviously thick, creature from Naboo was an utter abomonation. The hate sites sprang up (Jar Jar Binks must Die), and I completely understood where they were coming from.
Binks aside (please lets leave him aside), I didn't think they were bad movies. I enjoyed watching Anakins' journey to becoming Dark Helme.....Darth Vader.
Then there was the "special editions" of the original trilogy. Utter travesty. The races and creatures cgi-ed in, to tie in with the new movies, stuck out like a sore thumb. I own them, of course I do, but do I watch them? Nope. I watch the original editions.
Now the point of this letter George. You're releasing the movies in 3D. In fact, as I type this, The Phantom Menace is already out. Now, I know everyone in the movie business seems to have a hard-on for 3D, but believe me, if it's not been shot on a 3D camera, it pretty much sucks.
You're dry humping the cash cow now George. Seriously, stop it. Please.
Now here's the hypocritical part of this letter. Will I go and see the movies in 3D? Hell yeah. You know I will. I've bought into Star Wars since I was 12, and I'm almost 46. Like a junkie I'm hooked. (I've managed to avoid the Clone Wars, but only because I hate the style of animation). There's also the fact that the attack on the Death Star in A New Hope (if the 3D is done well) will be utterly amazing. Just make sure it doesn't suck like the cgi additions to the special additions. And hey, if I'm going to see one, I may as well see the set.
So there you have it George. A Star Wars addict pleading with you to please stop messing with my childhood memories.
Thank you and goodnight.
2 comments:
'dry humping the cash cow' rofl!
If only it weren't true.
I must say that as a recent Star Wars convert, in comparison to yourself and many others, I do love that he continued and brought out the prequels. Otherwise I may never have watched any of the other movies. We shall not speak of the unmentionable as even for new fans he's a horror but I do also enjoy Clone Wars. It gets kids into Star Wars who may not have been interested before.
I feel that whatever he is doing he needs to do it well so as not to offend his original generation of fans.
The thing that really got my goat was all the decking erratas that are were brought out to do with the Star Wars RPG. They almost made D&D 4th ed look user friendly.
LOL.
The SW universe is a superb one, that deserves further exploration, my main gripe is messing with the movies AGAIN.
There's two versions of the original trilogy, and when the 3D kicks in, there will be 3.
He should move on and make new movies, or better still, let others make movies in the SW universe. I don't know if you've ever read the Thieves World books, but SW could be the movie equivalent.
Lay groundrules that HAVE to be observed, and keep ultimate editorial control, but let others play in the sandpit. It could be wonderful.
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